If I was a cryptid, where would I come from?

Cryptids come in many shapes and sizes. Colors vary, skin texture, fur or no fur, sometimes scales. Some cryptids crawl, some swim, some fly, but most sightings tend to involve cryptids with a certain similar characteristic, namely bipedalism.
Barring lake monsters and the occasional Mongolian Death Worm, most sightings seem to be of something with two legs, just like us humans.
Bigfoot, dogman/werewolves, the real chupacabras (not the US ones…), the Jersey Devil, goatmen… Even Mothman is bipedal when you think about it.
What could be the reason for this?
I don’t know, but I have three theories. They may all come across as a tad flaky but seriously, we’re dealing with things that seem to be coming straight out of people’s nightmares. I don’t see how you could possibly explain them in a cold, rational manner, unless you simply decide that all the thousands of eye witnesses are lying/ hallucinating. Which wouldn’t be an explanation at all but a cop out.

Theory 1. The Nephilim.
  There’s SO much to read online about the Nephilim, I’m not going to provide you with a detailed explanation. Basically, according to the Bible/ Torah, God sent angels to watch over his creation down here (this was really long ago. More than two weeks…). These Watchers became all hot and bothered at the sight of human women, decided to neglect their angelic mission and copulate with and teach forbidden knowledge to humans instead. Result: God angry, punished Watchers. Human women gave birth to some sort of hybrids, possibly giants. These were the Nephilim.
Now, I’m actually unfamiliar with the actual appearance of an angelic being. I know how they have been portrayed through the years, but I’m also quite sure that the image of a gorgeous human with wings is false.
For all we know they might have looked very un-human.
How would the offspring of a human and something non-human have looked?
Bipedal maybe?
Now these Nephilim kept breeding with humans, with all kinds of weird beings as the result. Finally God had enough, sent the flood to wipe out all those sinful hybrids.
But as it says in the Bible:
KJV Genesis 6:4 ” There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that….
and KJV Matthew 24:37 “But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
As the days of Noah were…
What does this mean? Could it mean that the surviving Nephilim would slowly grow in number so that one day they would be as many as they were before the flood?
That’s theory 1.

Theory 2. DUMB’s.
Unbelievably idiotic abbreviation btw… Deep Underground Military Bases. I just call them Secret Underground Bases, which spells SUB. Much better.
In any case, rumor has it that pretty much all over the world there are SUB’s. Hidden from view, several stories down from the surface. Possibly used for cooperating with certain “alien” races and performing certain horrible experiments.
Most famous today of these “secret” bases would have to be the one in Dulce, NM.
Witnesses, former employees at the Dulce base have testified, in a very specific and credible way, that tests and experiments are performed on thousands and thousands of humans they have stored down there. Genetic experiments, cross breeding, splicing. Hybrids of humans and animals, animals and other animals are produced there. Some are kept in huge VAT’s.

People go missing all the time. Many are never found. Some go missing under such peculiar circumstances. Just read some of the Missing 411 books by David Paulides
These SUB’s are said to be connected by a tunnel system, possibly world wide.
Could these people, who go missing under such weird circumstances and who are never found, be the people that are said to be kept in these SUB’s?
Are bipedal cryptids the hybrid of a human and something else, created in the SUB’s?
Well, that’s theory 2.

Theory 3. Hole.
I don’t know what sort of natural occurrences could tear a hole in the time/ space continuum and allow something from another dimension access to this one, yet people have been theorizing about these holes for quite some time. Some call them window areas, places where the veil between worlds seem to be thinner than normal, allowing passage at least from there to here. There being some other dimension.
But what about man-made occurences? Like the Large Hadron Collider for example. There were fears during its construction that the activities could create miniature black holes that would absorb everything. These fears have since been put to rest by the people involved, the LHC is super safe.
They say.
But is it really? From what I understand, not being a nuclear physicist or anything, colliding particles at very very very (give or take a very) high speed could create so called exotic particles?
As the LHC was just about completed, Universe Today wrote this:

High energy collisions by the nearly-completed Large Hadron Collider (LHC) may be able to generate particles that are sensitive to dimensions beyond our four dimensional space-time. These exotic particles, called Kaluza-Klein gravitons, would be highly sensitive to the geometry of extra-dimensions, giving scientists an idea about what lies beyond our universe. If these particles are detected, and if their characteristics can be measured, then perhaps the extra dimensions predicted by string theory may be proven to exist…

What if something more happens? What if the creation of these particles somehow open a hole into another dimension? Tear the veil.
The reason I’m putting this as my third theory is because before the LHC was built and operating the cool place to be for someone with wet dreams about the Higgs boson was the Fermilab’s particle accelerator Tevatron, which was just outside the town of Batavia, Illinois.

Of all the werewolf/ dogman sightings there are, there seems to be a strangely large number right there in NE Illinois and SE Wisconsin.
This is why I put Tevatron-created hole as theory 3, and it’s why I’ll be keeping an eye on what happens around Geneva.

Well, those are the theories at the moment. Some of these will surely be debunked, by myself or someone else. Others will come in their place. But one day, maybe, hopefully, there will be enough to say that this is how it happened.

Truth is truth and it’s there and I want it.


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