The WHY chromosome

Men. Obviously something went a little wrong there. I mean, it’s not always noticeable, but there is something missing… Isn’t there?
We all have an X chromosome. Women have two. But men…
The Y chromosome. It’s rather incomplete, isn’t it? XX and XY. Y is missing a leg. It’s actually missing a part the X chromosome has! How can an individual born with this obviously faulty chromosome ever be as complete as a woman?

Is that the sound of raging testosterone I’m hearing? Oh calm down boys! Just having a bit of fun! At your expense… 😉
Adam and Eve. Long before anyone had any knowledge of chromosomes. God allegedly took one of Adam’s ribs and created Eve. Again, something went missing from Adam.
OK! OK! Seriously now! We know you are real people and we adore you!
Mostly because there are very few alternatives…. I mean, yes! We adore you!!

But in all seriousness. Men. Really? Is there ANY way to understand you???
I put together a little test.

Question 1
Your woman is distraught for whatever reason. What do you do?

a) Ignore her until she calms down. There’s no reasoning with her right now
b) Ignore her. She scares me.
c) Ignore her because that’s probably what she really wants.
d) Hold her.

Question 2
Your woman keeps telling you how wonderful you are, how proud she is of you, how much she believes in you and loves you. What do you do?

a) Immediately go out and do something stupid to prove her wrong.
b) Say thank you.
c) Ignore her because that’s probably what she really wants.
d) Make sure she knows how much you love her.

Question 3
Your woman turns out to have existed before you even met her and has occasional insecurity issues. What do you do?

a) Ignore her. That’s her problem.
b) Ignore her because I don’t know what to do.
c) Ignore her because that’s probably what she really wants.
d) Reassure her.

Question 4
Your woman is feeling romantic. What do you do?

a) Lift one buttock and let out a fart.
b) Tell her to pop in a porno and climb on.
c) Ignore her because that’s probably what she really wants.
d) Kiss her until her toes curl.

Results:
Mostly a’s: Ugh
Mostly b’s: Ugh
Mostly c’s: Ugh
Mostly d’s: Let me guess, you’re a woman taking this test for fun?

OK, you boys have been good sports and I will be nice now. We do adore you and I just have two pieces of advise for you:
1) Ask her, don’t presume to know what she’s feeling or thinking.
2) Do more d’s! If you haven’t done enough d’s in your days you have no idea how wonderful a woman can be if she’s treated right.
D is a beautiful letter! 😉

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